Newman, the dog to end all dogs
Our dog Newman is the greatest dog in the world. There is no room for argument about this. Here is why, but please know that there is much more proof.
He's a long-haired miniature dachshund. He weighs in at about 9 pounds and will be 9.5 years old at the end of the month. He's got some pretty pure bloodlines, whatever significance that holds for you. He has never really fulfilled his purpose as a badger hunter, unless you count chasing squirrels on the fence, crapping, and digging holes in the backyard for absolutely no reason as purpose.
However, I wanted to post on Newman because last night and into today, he did something amazing.
He slept and lay in my bed for over 12 hours without getting up. OVER. 12. HOURS. When he got up, it was with reluctance to get down to pee in the morning.
Don't worry, he's not sick or anything. He's just a huge mama's boy and if my mom's not around, he does pretty much does nothing. Can you guess where he is right now? That's right: laying at my side as I type this, as he has been the entire time I've been typing.
Although you are probably overwhelmed by the sheer... what's a good word here... PERFECTION... STRENGTH OF CHARACTER... of Newman, after the initial shock, feel free to comment on how there is no better dog in the whole friggin world. Thank you.
He's a long-haired miniature dachshund. He weighs in at about 9 pounds and will be 9.5 years old at the end of the month. He's got some pretty pure bloodlines, whatever significance that holds for you. He has never really fulfilled his purpose as a badger hunter, unless you count chasing squirrels on the fence, crapping, and digging holes in the backyard for absolutely no reason as purpose.
However, I wanted to post on Newman because last night and into today, he did something amazing.
He slept and lay in my bed for over 12 hours without getting up. OVER. 12. HOURS. When he got up, it was with reluctance to get down to pee in the morning.
Don't worry, he's not sick or anything. He's just a huge mama's boy and if my mom's not around, he does pretty much does nothing. Can you guess where he is right now? That's right: laying at my side as I type this, as he has been the entire time I've been typing.
Although you are probably overwhelmed by the sheer... what's a good word here... PERFECTION... STRENGTH OF CHARACTER... of Newman, after the initial shock, feel free to comment on how there is no better dog in the whole friggin world. Thank you.
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